Officer, I'd like to report a robbery. I was having pizza for dinner tonight and I left a piece of crust on my plate while I was putting another piece of wood on the fire. When I returned to the plate, the crust was gone and I heard a chomping noise from the floor. Did I get a look at the suspect? Yes. The suspect was between 10 and 12" at the shoulder, red hair, mostly white ears and had pizza sauce on her chin. I believe she goes by the name of Moira, aka Ra, aka PuPu, aka Pu Head, aka Stinkerbell. I tried to pursue the suspect but the evidence was swallowed before I could catch her.
Will you put out a BOLO on her? Please advise officers to proceed with caution. She is agility trained and may attempt to elude capture by jumping, running through tunnels or climbing the A frame.
5 days ago